MANDATE FOR MARXISM!

Obama is ahead in the poles and most believe his election is a foregone conclusion. As Tom Delay so eloquently stated last night on HardBALL (or simply "BALL" as we like to call it at Chez Moth Collector) redistributing the wealth is Obama's "world view" which is Marxist ideology.

So, if Obama wins, it means enough people are OK with that. If he wins by a large margin or a landslide, that means Marxist ideology has a mandate. It is not as if any Americans haven't heard these accusations. And of course, since the majority of American citizens are God-fearing patriots, it would be safe to assume that most Americans believe what good Christians like Delay have to say.

If Obama wins, it is because enough Americans chose Marxism to select a majority of Electoral College electors for Obama.

But wait... there's more!

Americans have been well aware of Obama's relationship with Reverend Wright. According to Delay, this relationship is proof that "He must agree with the Marxist theology of black liberation theology."

So, if Obama wins, that must be because a majority of voting Americans support the "Marxist theology of black liberation theology." Which means if Obama wins, "Marxist theology of black liberation theology" could reasonably be considered mainstream American political thought.

Or maybe he'll win because the voting majority are stupid, or dupes. But that's elitist thinking. Conservatives would never be guilty of that.

Fun and Informative!

One of these beautiful men is a normal person and the other is a LIBERAL! Take the Move-on test and see if you can smell the difference!

Thank you Chairman Reyes!

From House Intelligence Committee Chairman Reyes

I, for one, do not intend to back down – not to the terrorists and not to anyone, including a President, who wants Americans to cower in fear.

We are a strong nation. We cannot allow ourselves to be scared into suspending the Constitution. If we do that, we might as well call the terrorists and tell them that they have won.

That wasn't so hard, was it? Now go talk to Sen. Reid. He's over in his office, under his desk.

In Your Hands. Don't Screw it up Again.

Credit: Revelation X, Fireside Books

Illegal, Immoral or Fattening

I am running out of vices:

Inhaling Pig Brains May Be Cause of New Illness
By David Brown
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, February 4, 2008; A12

Fittingly, the first person to detect a faint signal in all the noise was the interpreter.
The 33-year-old woman who worked for eight years working with Spanish-speaking patients at a medical clinic in southern Minnesota noticed something familiar as she translated the story of a young meatpacker last September.

Earlier last summer, she had heard a version of it from two other workers at the same slaughterhouse, and had told it to their doctors, who were different from her current patient's. When the consultation was over, she pointed this out.
The interpreter's insight set in motion a story, still unfolding, that may be making envious the ghost of Berton Roueche, the legendary chronicler of medical mysteries at the New Yorker magazine. A new disease has surfaced in 12 people among the 1,300 employees at the factory run by Quality Pork Processors about 100 miles south of Minneapolis.

The ailment is characterized by sensations of burning, numbness and weakness in the arms and legs. For most, this is unpleasant but not disabling. For a few, however, the ailment has made walking difficult and work impossible. The symptoms have slowly lessened in severity, but in none of the sufferers has it disappeared completely.

While the illness is similar to some known conditions, it does not match any exactly. Nor is the leading theory of its cause something medical researchers have studied. That is because the illness appears to be caused by inhaling microscopic flecks of pig brain.

"This appears to be something new," Minnesota's state epidemiologist, Ruth Lynfield, said last week...Read On:

Did You Catch the Big Game Yesterday?

I actually made money on the office pool this year!

According to Wikipedia:

Puppy Bowl II Averaged 690,000 viewers for its broadcast (a 23 percent increase over Puppy Bowl I), equivalent to rating for the State of the Union address. 5 million people in total watched Puppy Bowl II throughout its three airings.

A rainy day, a bottle of Absinthe and this on the tube for 3 hours, and one could really kill an afternoon.

One could buy the DVD of last year's, call in sick and kill an entire week.
Just a suggestion.

Rejoice! It's Payday!

Les Gentlemen 5: Cara Lin